Saturday, July 10, 2010

ba-donk-a-donk



i get a fair share of comments from complete strangers regarding my caboose.

here are a few recent ones:

"damn, girl! you have got a badonkadonk!"

"you get a lot of compliments on that thing?"

not only does my keister provide opportunities to hear funny things from strangers,
it also poses a jean problem.

i realize it's hard to make out exactly what the picture is.
do you see that huge bulge in my jeans?
that's the gab between my back & my pants.

and you should see how tight these babies are on my legs & butt.
they really need to start making jeans that are tush-friendly.

21 comments:

Jess said...

Oh McCall! I love you and your ba donk-a -donk!

Atrena & Jefferson said...

You should talk to Brenda Ginos. She has a method of fixing this jean problem. I used to have this problem until I started buying all my jeans at the Buckle. I usually try on about 50 pair but always leave with a pair that fit my thick thighs, full booty, and waist.

dave, catie, and baby b. said...

amen sister...same problem here.

tiffany and darren said...

you should try apple bottom jeans :)

caitlin and brinton said...

You're lucky to have such a cute butt! Brinton told me once that mine was like a 12 year old's... that's NOT a compliment when you're 23. "what ya gonna do with all the junk, all that junk inside that trunk?" :)

Andrea said...

I'm sorry but that is so odd to me- I've never once thought- oh McCall she has a "badonkadonk." ???? And who is commenting on someone else's butt? Compliment or not I don't think thats ever something I've remarked on about anyone. Except Deven- and he does have one heck of a badonkadonk.

Chris & Missy said...

Ya. Nelly (yes, the rapper) came out with "Apple Bottom" jeans for those girls with a badonk-a-donk! At least people don't say... "boune'y, bounce". Life could be worse. How the crap are we sisters?

Ashley said...

I've always envied your tush. At least you have a gap there. Some of us have fat bulging like a muffin top over our jeans. Could be worse...

Maren said...

Gosh Ash! I know I'm chubby now. You don't have to make fun of my muffin top though. Cause we sure as heck know you're not talking about yourself!

Cally... It could be worse. I used to have that problem, but my stomach just decided to catch up with the butt! Very sad :(

Valerie Hall said...

I just think it is so funny strangers comment on your butt! At least they are commenting on that instead of a negative feature:)

Ashley said...

You DO NOT have a muffin top, Maren!!!

Laurel said...

Oh McCall I love every post you do. I have the gap problem too. My brother in law never lets me forget about my "bubble butt". It may not be in, but I do love wearing belts for that reason.

Jesse said...

I think you're sexy.... I can't believe people comment on your butt. Are these people of a different ethnicity?

mccall said...

Jesse- you know it!

Caleb and Marci said...

This post just made my day. I am sorry I didn't check it sooner. :-) Hurrah for ghetto booty.

Shaylynn said...

I have never noticed your butt.

Chelsey & Dave said...

I love you

Liz said...

I have the opposite problem. My butt is smaller in proportion to my fat stomach. I get jeans that fit around my spare tire, and then I have diaper butt (you know...saggy in the butt that makes it look like I'm wearing a dirty diaper). My life is so hard.

jrpetho said...

Shake what yo mama gave you!!

Hale-O There said...

Call first off in a non lesbian way... your butt is hot! I do understand the jeans problem though, I finally gave in and now get most my pants altered. The only jeans that even work for my butt and thighs are really expensive brands, so annoying. There must be some designer out there with a badonkadonk?!

Joy said...

I totally get it...I have the same problem only with my hips. I am learning to love them but jeans don't. I saw this awesome tutorial for how to fix this problem...but I can't find it...ask me about it sometime.