you know it's going to be a bad Monday when your day starts out like so:
*you realize all of your contacts in your phone have been deleted by a software update
* you are on the bus when you are frantically trying to retrieve your lost phone numbers
*you are so busy dinking with your phone when you look up and realize that you missed your stop
*which wouldn't be so bad, except your stop is the very last one
*you remember your bus is the very last bus into downtown as you are getting on the freeway, heading to the garage
*you run to the front of the bus and tell the driver that you missed your destination
*you scare the crap out of him because he has NO idea he still has a passenger on board
*the driver desperately pulls the bus over, as if you have him at gun point
so there you are, walking on a 6-inch ledge on the freeway
in the pouring rain
as buses and cars speed past you, dousing you as you fade into their rear-view mirrors